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Senate Republicans Inadvertently Celebrate Lincoln's Assassination (SCREENSHOTS)
“150 years ago today, the first Republican President, Abraham Lincoln was assassinated. America is forever indebted,” the Senate GOP actually tweeted.
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Hillary Clinton Unloads On Greedy CEOs and Stands Up for Underpaid Workers
Hillary Clinton came out swinging at her first official campaign event on Tuesday and wasted no time taking aim at the billionaire oligarchs who have come to dominate American politics. While speaking at a round-table event at Kirkwood Community College in Monticello, Iowa the former Secretary of State blasted the current system that puts the nation’s…
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Nestlé Caught Illegally Bottling Water From Drought-Stricken National Park
As California battles a vicious drought well into its fourth year that has no end in sight, California Gov. Jerry Brown ordered on April 1st that water agencies charge higher rates to the people in the state using the most water, aiming for a 25% reduction in all usage. Subsequently, Californians have reluctantly been cutting back on their usage,…
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Watch: Tea Partier Explains Why He's Voting Hillary, 'Republicans Ain't Done Nothing for Me!'
In this video, a military veteran, lifelong Reagan Republican, and Tea Party patriot reveals how his allegiance has shifted after Obamacare changed his life for the better. “I’m kind of having a tough decision on who to vote for in the upcoming 2016 election, and I can’t decide. I was thinking about which party has…
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The Top Five Reasons Why Republicans Are Terrified of Hillary Clinton
On Sunday, Hillary Clinton made the Republican Party’s worst fear a reality when she announced she would be running for president again. It’s no secret that the GOP hates Clinton, judging from how much time and energy they’ve spent over last three years smearing her and taking lowbrow shots at her credibility, to the extent that she was the…
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Watch: A FOX Host Goes On A Shockingly Sexist Rant About Hillary Clinton
Brace yourselves, America. The Republican war on women has reached a new low after Hillary Clinton’s announcement that she will seek the Presidency. In this shamefully sexist video, Greg Gutfeld and the rest of the FOX Five crew discuss the proper way to refer to Hillary Clinton, or “Hillary”. Gutfeld gleefully takes advantage of the opportunity he’s…
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Watch: Dem Strategist Sees a 'Not a Snowball's Chance in Hell' of Any GOP Candidate Beating Hillary
In this clip, Democratic Strategist Jim Manley tells a reporter that he “couldn’t be happier” that Rand Paul and Ted Cruz have joined the presidential race. He foresees another long and arduous primary that will devolve into a contest of who can be pushed further to the right and prove that they are the most…
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Watch: Conservative Host Says 'There's No Such Thing as Gay People', Compares Gays to Rapists and Murderers
In this clip, host Jerry Kenny makes a horrifyingly ignorant argument against the existence of homosexuality. “I want somebody, somewhere, with all these great gay think tanks they have, prove to me scientifically, with some evidence, that there really is such a thing as a “gay gene”. He then veers off the cliff of reason…
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Iranian Nuclear Deal Cements President Obama's Legacy; Validates Nobel Peace Prize
In a landmark victory for peace and cooperation, President Obama and a coalition of world powers have agreed to a lasting accord with the Islamic Republic of Iran, halting their nuclear program in exchange for the lifting of the economic sanctions that have been crippling the Iranian economy. “We have stopped a cycle that is…
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Watch: David Letterman Ridicules Bigot Gov. Mike Pence in Late Show Tirade
In this clip, David Letterman tears into Governor Mike Pence for his defense of Indiana’s recent discrimination law and ridicules him with a list of “Ten Guys Mike Pence Looks Like”. On the “Late Show”, Letterman regretfully wonders what happened to the state he lived in for twenty-seven years. “This isn’t the Indiana I remember…